نكتة الزوج و الزوجة هههههههههه

ﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﺍﻟـﺰﻭﺟﺔ ﻟﺰﻭﺟﻬﺎ : ﻣـﺎﺫﺍ ﺃﻫـﺪﻱ ﻟﺼـﺪﻳﻘﺘﻲ ﻳﻮﻡ ﺯﻓﺎﻓﻬـﺎ ؟

ﻓﺮﺩ ﺍﻟـﺰﻭﺝ : ﻫـﻞ ﺗﺤﺐ ﺍﻟﻌـﺮﻭﺱ ﺃﻥ ﺗﻜـﻮﻥ ﻫﻲ ﺍﻷ‌ﺟﻤﻞ ﻓﻲ ﻟﻴﻠـﺔ ﺯﻓﺎﻓﻬـﺎ ؟

ﻗﺎﻟﺖ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺟـﺔ : ﻃﺒﻌـﺎ

ﻓﺮﺩ ﺍﻟـﺰﻭﺝ : ﺇﺫًﺍ ﻻ‌ ﺗﺤـﻀﺮﻱ ﺯﻓﺎﻓـﻬﺎ ﻷ‌ﻧﻚ ﺃﺟﻤﻞ ﻣﻨﻬﺎ !!!

ﻓـﺎﺑﺘﺴﻤﺖ (ﺍﻟﻬﺒﻠﻪ) ﻭﻗﺮﺭﺕ ﺃﻻ‌ ﺗﺤﻀﺮ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺍﺝ:$=D

ﻓﻨﺠـﺤﺖ ﺧﻄـﺔ ﺍﻟﺰﻭﺝ =D:’

ﻭ ﻭﻓّـﺮ ﻗﻴﻤﺔ ﺍﻟﻔـﺴﺘﺎﻥ

ﻭﺍﻟﺼﺎﻟﻮﻥ

ﻭﺍﻟﻬﺪﻳﺔ

ﻭ ﻃﻴﺒﺘﻠﻮ ﺍﻟﻌﺸﺎ ﻭﻧﻈﻔﺖ ﺍﻟﻤﻄﺒﺦ ﻭﻣﺎﺯﺍﻟﺖ ﺍﻟﺒﺴﻤﻪ ﻻ‌ﺗﻔﺎﺭﻕ ﺷﻔﺘﻴﻬﺎ (:

ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻳﻌﻄﻴﻨﺎ ﻏﺎ ﺷﻲ ﻣﻜﻠﺨﺔ

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