نكتة مغربية 2013

ﺍﺗﺼﺎﻝ ﻫﺎﺗﻔﻲ ﻋﻠﻰ ﺑﺮﻧﺎﻣﺞ “ﺍﻫﺪﺍﺋﺎﺕ “

ﺍﺗﺼﻞ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻣﻦ ﺑﻨﻲ ﻣﻼ‌ﻝ (ﺑﻐﺎ ﻳﺘﻔﻠﻰ )

ﺍﻟﻤﺬﻳﻊ:ﺍﻃﻠﺐ ﺍﺵ ﺑﻐﻴﺘﻲ

ﺍﻟﻤﺘﺼﻞ: ﻭﺍﺣﺪﺓ ﺑﻴﺘﺰﺍ ﻭ 2 ﺳﻨﺪﻭﻳﺶ ﺷﻮﺭﻣﺔ

ﻗﻔﻠﻮ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﺨﻂ

ﺍﺗﺼﻞ ﻣﻮﺭﺍﻩ ﻭﺍﺣﺪ ﻣﻦ ﻛﺎﺯﺍ

ﺍﻟﻤﺬﻳﻊ:ﺍﻃﻠﺐ ﺍﺵ ﺑﻐﻴﺘﻲ

ﺍﻟﻤﺘﺼﻞ:ﻫﺬﺍﻙ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﻋﻴﻂ ﻗﺒﻞ ﻣﻨﻲ ﻗﺎﻟﻠﻜﻢ ﻛﺜﺮﻭ ﺍﻟﻤﺎﻳﻮﻧﺎﺯ ﻑ ﺍﻟﺴﻨﺪﻭﻳﺶ

ﻗﻔﻠﻮ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ ﺍﻟﺨﻂ

ﺍﺗﺼﻞ ﺍﺧﺮ ﻣﻦ ﻣﺮﺍﻛﺶ

ﻗﺎﻟﻠﻬﻢ:ﺷﺤﺎﻝ ﺩﻳﺎﻝ ﺍﻟﻮﻗﺖ ﺑﺎﺵ ﻳﻮﺻﻠﻮ ﺻﻨﺪﻭﻳﺶ

ﺯﺍﺩﻭ ﻗﻔﻠﻮ ﻋﻠﻴﻪ

ﺍﺗﺼﻞ ﺍﺧﺮ ﻣﻦ سلا

ﺍﻟﻤﺬﻳﻊ:ﺍﻃﻠﺐ ﻭﺍﺵ ﺑﻐﻴﺘﻲ

ﺍﻟﻤﺘﺼﻞ:ﺍﻩ ﻭﺍﻟﻮ ﺑﻐﻴﺖ ﻧﻘﻮﻝ ﻟﺪﺭﺍﺭﻱ ﻭﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﺣﺘﻰ ﺍﻧﺎ ﺍﻟﻠﻲ ﻧﺨﻠﺺ

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